"The official uniform of high-functioning panic." ☕️⏳
Whether you are a freelancer pulling an all-nighter, a student surviving finals week, or just navigating the daily corporate grind, this shirt gets it. Featuring a raw, distressed typography design with chaotic layered text and a bold coffee checkmark, this tee perfectly captures that "getting it done at the last possible second" energy.
THE VINTAGE HEAVYWEIGHT To complement the grungy, streetwear aesthetic of this graphic, we printed it on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717. It is designed to feel like that perfectly worn-in, vintage t-shirt you stole from a thrift shop in the 90s.
THE SPECS:
The Design: A bold, distressed streetwear graphic featuring overlapping neutral and dark tones that pop beautifully against the light-colored canvas.
The Fabric: 206.8 g/m², 100% ring-spun cotton. This is a substantial, heavyweight fabric that feels protective and incredibly durable.
The Wash: Garment-dyed. This means the shirt is dyed after it is sewn, resulting in a slightly faded, retro color palette that gets softer with every single wash.
The Fit: A relaxed, slightly boxy, true vintage fit. It features dropped shoulders and a wider cut. (Pro-Tip: Size up 1 to 2 sizes if you want that trendy, ultra-oversized streetwear drape!)
The Details: Double-needle stitching throughout and a seamless collar for ultimate long-lasting wear.
PERFECT GIFT FOR:
- The chronic procrastinator who always manages to pull it off.
- Freelancers, creatives, and entrepreneurs who run on caffeine.
- College students surviving midterms and finals.
- Anyone who appreciates a heavy, oversized streetwear aesthetic.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. (Because of the vintage garment-dye process, wash with similar colors for the first few cycles!)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the distressed graphic details.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
