"Calm down... or else."
Usually, when you see letters cut out of magazines like this, it’s a demand for a million dollars in unmarked bills. This time, the demand is simple: RELAX. This tee combines the chaotic, high-stakes energy of a ransom note with a message of self-care. It’s "aggressive relaxation." It’s the perfect shirt for when you are stressed out of your mind but trying to keep it together—or for sending a subtle threat to your micromanaging boss to chill out.
THE SPECS:
- The Design: The word "RELAX" spelled out in multi-colored, mismatched magazine cutout letters (Red, Blue, Yellow, Newsprint).
- The Vibe: 50% "Namaste," 50% "Don't push me."
- The Fit: Retail fit. Perfect for street style or lounging.
- Vintage feel: Garment-dyed for that soft, perfectly faded, lived-in look right out of the box.
- Premium quality: 206.8 g/m², 100% ring-spun cotton that feels thick, cozy, and highly durable.
PERFECT GIFT FOR:
- True Crime fans who appreciate the aesthetic.
- That friend who is always stressed and needs a "sign."
- Fans of punk, grunge, and collage art styles.
- Anyone with a dark sense of humor.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colours, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not iron directly on the print, Do not dryclean
