ASAP As Slowly As Pardonable T-Shirt "I'm on it... eventually."
We all know what "ASAP" technically stands for. But let's be honest: this definition is much more realistic. This shirt is the ultimate uniform for "acting your wage." Featuring a clean, academic-style typography design, it redefines the most stressful acronym in the corporate world into a mantra of self-preservation. It is professional enough to wear under a blazer, but sarcastic enough to get a nod of respect from your favorite coworker.
Part of the Sound On™ Water cooler wit.
THE SPECS:
The Design: Bold, serif "ASAP" headline with a clean, sans-serif definition underneath. Minimalist black text on a crisp white background.
The Message: Passive-aggressive? Maybe. Relatable? Absolutely.
Shirt details
- garment-dyed t-shirt
- Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (206.8 g/m²)
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Great for a casual oversized look if sized up
- Comfortable enough for a nap under your desk.
PERFECT GIFT FOR:
- Project managers who are over it.
- The coworker who always replies "per my last email."
- Remote workers mastering the art of the 2-hour lunch break.
- Anyone participating in "Quiet Quitting."
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
